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1. So I just found out that George Washington was gay

It doesn't really surprise me though, I heard he was used to having wood in his mouth.

2. Why don't polish trust Germans with there computer

There scared they might invade there privacy

3. What do you call the homosexual in a coma?

Tomato. Because it's both fruit and vegetable.

4. AOC and Biden get into a heated argument

Alien vs Predator

5. Michael Jackson had a meet and greet

A kid sat on his lap, and Michael Jackson said "I think both you and I know you have a great singer in you. After you leave, I hope there will still be some of me in you"...

6. Yo Mama so Fat! She's the boulder that chases Indiana Jones!

Lame joke, I know.

7. Yo mamma so old her boobs only produced powdered milk.

8. I’m dedicated to find my wife’s murderer

If you can recommend someone, let me know.

9. Suicide is just rage quitting the game.

10. How does an abusive parent clean a room?

They beat the mess out of it

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